Some funny stuff I've been sent, but am too lazy to forward on will be posted here. Most (if not all) are by anonymous author, and have been sent to me by various friends. Feel free to share your own! :D


> My kind of cookies!
>
> Ho Ho Ho!
>
>
>
> 1 cup of water,
> 1 tsp baking soda,
> 1cup of sugar,
> 1tsp salt,
> 1cup of brown sugar,
> lemon juice,
> 4 large eggs,
> 1 cup nuts,
> 2 cups of dried fruit,
> 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla.
>
> Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
>
> Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the
> highest quality,
> pour one level cup and drink.
>
> Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
> bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
>
> At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
> another cup just in case.
>
> Turn off the mixerer thingy.
>
> Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
> fruit,
>
> Pick the frigging fruit off floor...
>
> Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
> just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
>
> Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
>
> Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
>
> Check the Jose Cuervo.
>
> Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
>
> Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
> find.
>
> Greash the oven.
>
> Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
>
> Don't forget to beat off the turner.
>
> Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo
> and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
>
> CHERRY MISTMAS

I'm bored this morning, so I've been doimg a little organizing around here. I've organized pretty much all my posts under the "Memories" link so that thy are a little easier to figure out and get to. For example, there is a link there to get to posts containing poetry, posts about my kids, posts about my fic, posts with funny stuff that I've been sent that I've posted here, etc. There's also one called "complaints", but that's pretty much a link to posts where I'm just bitching about one thing or another, so unless you just want to see what I'm ill about at whatever time, you may not be interested in that one. Of course, some of the links cross over each other, but that can't be helped. As my journal grows, I'll be adding more links there (like ones for reviews of other fics I've read - I'm still working on that one), but for now that's pretty much it. :D ~~Cyndi