Muahaha

Doc and I got bored.



We are not responsible for the mental well-being of anyone reading this. No Jasons were harmed (much ) in the making of this skit. The first part is Doc's, and then we alternate from there. (For anyone that doesn't know, JI = Jason Isaacs :P)


*starts making dinner for Dee*
wait.. that's not supposed to be my job, isn't it?
*steals JI and brings him to Dee's house*
Doc: *points at JI* You, *points at kitchen* go there and get to work.
JI: *rolls eyes* This isn't where I should be, you know?


Dee: *hands JI a tiny lace apron*
JI: *eyes apron* What is that supposed to be?
Dee: Your uniform. You have to wear it.
JI: *starts putting apron on over clothes*
Dee: *rolls eyes* NO! You have to wear IT...ONLY it!
JI: (mutters) Bloody hell. Someone get me out of here.


Doc:: *grins*
JI: *quickly puts the 'apron' on*
Dee: *drools*
JI: Don't stare at me like that!
Dee: Doc..
Doc:: Ciao! *leaves*
JI: uh-oh..


Dee: Now about the recipe...
JI: *looks around* Wait. This doesn't look like any kitchen I've ever seen. Where's the cooking utensils?
Dee: Oh, you have all the utensils you'll be needing. *ebil grin*
JI: .......


Doc: *puts on an invisibility cloak and tries to eavesdrop*
Dee: Doc, that's not polite, you know?
Doc: *takes cloak off* how did you know I was here?
JI: Sometimes you need to check the length of the fabric before putting it on, you know.
Doc: ...
Dee: See? He's smart too!


JI: Of course I'm smart. What? You thought I got all those parts on loooks alone?
Dee: Well, actually...


Doc: *nods*
Dee: what she said.
JI: *headdesk*


Dee: *ebil grin* Doc, if you don't mind giving us a bit of privacy, I think he needs mouth-to-mouth. *winks*
Doc: Of course. *leaves*
JI: *bangs head repeatedly*




Boredom + Doc + Dee + JI = utter chaos...This mixture has also been known to cause random spasms of the typo variety. :P